Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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