i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
then he tried to convert me to islam
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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