don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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