I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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