i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
