My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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