If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
she told me i tasted like america
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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