I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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