I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I wannas sexs uuuuu
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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