I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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