so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Floor bacon is actually really good
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