so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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