i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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