i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I need water and some morals
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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