And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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