we were pretty classy up until the second keg
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
that may or may not have been my penis.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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