Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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