we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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