your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
