Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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