How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
My brain says no but my pants say off.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Text me some of your sweat
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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