Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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