Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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