It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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