I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
