I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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