Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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