he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I just want nice things and good sex
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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