So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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