I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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