It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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