i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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