i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Randomize
