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The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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