She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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