The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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