don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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