is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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