My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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