I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I can't turn off my feet"
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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