Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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