i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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