I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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