I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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