Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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