she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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