I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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