I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
do herpes really smell.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
He's a Shit stain on my heart
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
My bed smells like the plague
I currently don't understand fingers.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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