i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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