So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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