I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
