Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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