everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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