Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Randomize
