Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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