I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Randomize
