That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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