She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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